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' M d( G' d& o# S# R1 W# [ T/ V圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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& |' `" @: ?/ d* q o3 z) t: LPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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No.1: (冷笑话型)
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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?% G" J0 W: t! ?& J6 _2 V
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”" O# d3 F4 H. g5 v
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No.5(夸赞型)
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0 j7 l$ c1 U- G, s2 ^4 u-You have a great smile.% f- Y+ X$ K( ]3 R0 f {2 m# {$ n
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) P4 B' E2 A0 J H& ~-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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" L- n+ B7 n9 A9 u-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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0 V# @, ^2 M. M, ^" C-Let me buy you a drink.
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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. p/ n# \, Y3 R3 ZExample: That guy just checked you out.
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3 I# U+ c: C* n: _However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?4 T4 y% n/ m1 x/ g" c; D' H# w
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8 Q. o2 Q+ G' ]- @4 V @" o+ k4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.$ _8 P' T0 u$ {- n# |
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6 G7 W+ R- e/ N9 q! F. `7 F: a6 xTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls5 }, I* d+ @( m
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)5 K* H1 C$ Z! P8 F4 y
1 F/ T- @! R n9 U7 J8 o7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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2 Z$ B" d. b: m' s; A0 h10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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03“明星”示范
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邓布利多(哈利波特)
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Klaus(始祖家族)
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Walter(绝命毒师)
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看了这么多还不会?
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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8 W$ `7 J/ F. K- H( q看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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6 Y U. g4 I6 r3 f5 [实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)/ {% z% [) X& m' q
; S4 f0 T1 e( U0 H5 |( h最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技# v' R: V0 N* i% _3 u( @ N. @
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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~
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