英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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! |4 ^  i. E( R) c8 a/ S圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

, D8 C; ?/ F; u9 w6 b7 }* ePick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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. ^' T: R$ F' MNo.2（没话找话型）


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“What kind of dog is that?”
1 z( d2 L. D  A! j“Hey, nice shoes.”

No.3（文艺青年型）


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( _) L* I8 ~% FNo.4（常规型）

-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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0 \1 |, o8 T& V" J4 k+ f-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）

: o1 Y/ x: o3 |! ]-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.


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No.6（酒吧场景）
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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+ z* ~* @2 \% @$ |0 {  M-Can I buy you a drink?
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-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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6 K5 x3 l  h3 f. h+ T1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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NOTE 1
, [6 ?' p, c, j* F5 x3 s) zTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.
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5 n6 R" J! L' w: i! M! w4 t) zHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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) `, `# Y* M; B1 g' E8 aExample: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2
  S4 N: G3 [$ r7 H  g6 H5 BTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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* E2 }: |) ^: e1 x% H6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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, G' B  u, Z/ @  i& _1 m" e7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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) Y* z# N( y6 x$ L& ^To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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, m8 N4 u) f/ ?$ Z8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

1 C0 ^2 U# B3 I5 z) `1 W10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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3 k' G6 b3 c* M' o4 k6 z邓布利多（哈利波特）


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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）



Sheldon（生活大爆炸）



Howard(生活大爆炸)

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（花木兰）
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0 h5 q7 q# d) e看了这么多还不会？
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1 a# f& ~* Y1 U  o8 d. J理科生不懂浪漫？

看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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- R8 `2 @, H. R5 |. K实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

) @% ?! o2 F: L用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技


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